Stop pick your nose,young lady.
Stop pick your nose,young lady.
Meanwhile, in the Misty Mountains…
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do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
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Since you liked the picture of Bilbo as little thief, I thought about an alternate story.
Let’s say Erebor never was invaded by Smaug. Let’s say Thorin becam Kind under the Mountian. Let’s say Bilbo got somewhat on the wrong line. Let’s say he ought to steal the Arkenstone. Let’s say his magical ring is a bitch. (No, that’s true.) Let’s say….yes.
What? I really would like to know, what could happen next. (Just curious what ideas you’ll have.) What happens next, guys?
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Can we just talk about the book-canon ages of the dwarves during the Battle of Azanulbizar?
So, here we’ve got baby Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Dain II, and Frerin prepping for Aza. According to my math, Thorin was 53, Frerin was 48 and Dain was 32. If dwarves age at the same proportional rate as humans, that makes Thorin about the equivalent of a seventeen-year-old, Frerin like a fifteen-year old, and Dain like a ten-year-old.
Although Balin and Dwalin fought in Aza in the film, we don’t know if they did in the book. Given Balin’s age, 36 (like an 11yo), it seems likely that if Dain was fighting, he might, although Dwalin was only 27 (like an 8yo), so, that might be too young.
In any case, these guys were child soldiers! Like, no wonder they were ‘hell, no, 60-year-old Gimli, you ain’t comin’ on our Quest for Erebor’ because they know what violent shit like that can do to a young person…
(Side note, the sequel to this image is EVERYBODY DEAD. Frerin dies; Dain’s dad, Nain, is killed so Dain kills Azog; and Fundin, Balin and Dwalin’s dad, dies.)
hAHAHAha HAVE A NICE DAY
Baby dorfs, canon, dwarf history, artwork…. this post kicks ass.
Headcanon re: Gimli seconded. I’ve always thought the same thing, considering all the terrible things the young dwarves of Erebor must have gone thru in their youth.
do she got a booty
she dooooooooo
Fem!Bilbo is having none of your shit right now.
The lovely and talented dances-with-hipsters was livestreaming bilbo in a tree tonight, and I joked about the part of the book where Bilbo was completely incapable of climbing trees.
Its okay Bilbo. I share your pain.
Anyway, have Bilbo and Bofur.
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For happiness-in-a-hat :3
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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
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Episode 33
English: Last Tangle In Paris
Japanese: 黒い影の軍団 (The Corps of Black Shadow)Enter Oliver.
You’ve got potential but you could do with more control of your Bit-Beasts~
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ri brothers!
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tomatoterror:
the common understanding of cosplay fanservice
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Fili, Kili and Ori. :3 The babies.
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